Driving Miss Crazy

  *passive agressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*  

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(via pandal1sm)

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

(via tonfinityandbeyonce)

wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

(Source: reverseracist, via imsozarry)

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

(via guy)

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

(Source: marvelcolm, via guy)

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

(via zackisontumblr)

idooowhatiwaant:

mcdownies:

ofdarknessanddisgrace:

bethandgrace:

hazelthinking:

kittywinkle-master-of-jarate:

What If The Male Avengers Were Posed Like The Female One?

Can’t decide if I find the hulk’s pose funnier than Cap’s.

My teacher showed this in class and all the guys were super uncomfortable. It was beautiful.

Avengers ASSemble

(Source: arcaneimages, via guy)

saddeer:

I have always been terrified of being raped while on my period and the man being so angry/disgusted that he kills me. that’s what young girls are thinking about.

(via bumhol)

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